STORY

TWO WILD AND CRAZY NIGHTS

It started off like any other Friday night, just getting ready to head out to meet some friends. Just as I was walking out the door, the house phone rang. This was a little strange, considering how it never gets used since its such an inconvience. As I stood at the door looking back at the phone, I pondered answering it. After all, it seemed like such a long way to walk to the phone, but I eventually choose to see who was calling. With trepidation, I picked up the phone and with a question in my voice I said hello. The young voice on the other end asked a simple question: "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?". It was an unfamiliar voice; it sound like a ghost voice

I just laughed and said "Sure I do and I will never let him out." I went ahead and met my friends and never gave the phone call another thought. When I returned homve I was shocked to see what was sitting on my porch.

There sat an enormous can and I could hear yelling and hammering coming from inside. "Let me out this instant, or I shall have your head for this!" I guess I was still in shock because I stood there as if frozen in time. I really couldn't think!